The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas

HERE’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS. YOU ALL KNOW THE SONG, AND ALL ITS PARODIES.  PERSONALLY, I STILL LOVE ALLAN SHERMAN’S “THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” LYRICS. SO, I THOUGHT I WOULD TELL THE STORY FROM THE GAMBLER’S PERSPECTIVE.  SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE IS NETIMEGAMBLING’S VERSION OF “The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas.”


 

ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 2ND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

2 FREE BUFFETS

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AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 3RD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

3 COMPED NIGHTS

2 FREE BUFFETS

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 4TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

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4 DEUCES DEALT

3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 FREE BUFFETS

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!Las Vegas Sign

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 FREE BUFFETS

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 6TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

6 ROYAL FLUSHESth

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 FREE BUFFETS

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

7 POINTS A-MAKING

6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 FREE BUFFETS

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 8TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

8 BUSTS BY THE DEALER10857-eisxpozzgc

7 POINTS A-MAKING, 6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 FREE BUFFETS

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

NATURAL 9 IN BA-C’RATNatural 9 in Baccarat

8 BUSTS BY THE DEALER, 7 POINTS A-MAKING, 6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 FREE BUFFETS

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 10TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

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NATURAL 9 IN BA-C’RAT, 8 BUSTS BY THE DEALER, 

7 POINTS A-MAKING, 6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 FREE BUFFETS

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 11TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

11 HOSTS ATTENDINGdownload (6)

10X ODDS IN CRAPS, 

NATURAL 9 IN BA-C’RAT, 8 BUSTS BY THE DEALER

7 POINTS A-MAKING, 6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 FREE BUFFETS

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

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11 HOSTS ATTENDING, 10X ODDS IN CRAPS, 

NATURAL 9 IN BA-C’RAT, 8 BUSTS BY THE DEALER, 

7 POINTS A-MAKING, 6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 FREE BUFFETS

(EVERYBODY NOW!)

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM NETG

BINBIN

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