The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas – A Gambler’s Perspective

HERE’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS, The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas – A Gambler’s Perspective. AFTER SIX YEARS OF POSTING, I THINK YOU PROBABLY KNOW IT BY NOW. PERSONALLY, I STILL LOVE TWO VERSIONS, ALLAN SHERMAN’S “THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” and BOB RIVERS’S THE 12 PAINS OF CHRISTMAS.

Here’s the ACCOMPANIMENT if you want to sing along.

SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

“The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas” – A Gambler’s Perspective


ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, CASINO GAVE TO ME,

A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT


ON THE 2ND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, CASINO GAVE TO ME,

2 CONCERT TICKETS

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AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 3RD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, CASINO GAVE TO ME,

3 COMPED NIGHTS

The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas - A Gambler's Perspective

2 CONCERT TICKETS, AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 4TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

4 DEUCES DEALT

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3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 CONCERT TICKETS, AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

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5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 CONCERT TICKETS, AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 6TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas - A Gambler's Perspective

6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 CONCERT TICKETS, AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

7 DEALS A-BUSTING

The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas - A Gambler's Perspective

6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 CONCERT TICKETS, AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 8TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

8 POINTS A-MAKING 

7 DEALS A-BUSTING, 6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 CONCERT TICKETS, AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas - A Gambler's Perspective

9 DEALER PAI GOWS

8 POINTS A-MAKING, 7 DEALS A-BUSTING, 6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 CONCERT TICKETS, AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 10TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

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10 SPOTS IN KENO, 

9 DEALER PAI GOWS, 8 POINTS A-MAKING, 7 DEALS A-BUSTING, 6 ROYAL FLUSHES

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 CONCERT TICKETS, AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 11TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

The 12 Days of a Casino Christmas - A Gambler's Perspective

11 HOSTS ATTENDING

10 SPOTS IN KENO, 9 DEALER PAI GOWS, 8 POINTS A-MAKING, 7 DEALS A-BUSTING

5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 CONCERT TICKETS, AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.


ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY CASINO GAVE TO ME,

12 MONTHS OF WINNING

11 HOSTS ATTENDING, 10 SPOTS IN KENO, 

9 DEALER PAI GOWS, 8 POINTS A-MAKING,

7 DEALS A-BUSTING, 6 ROYAL FLUSHES

 5  VE-GAS NIGHTS!

4 DEUCES DEALT, 3 COMPED NIGHTS, 2 CONCERT TICKETS,

(EVERYBODY NOW!)

AND A JACKPOT ON MY FA-VO-RITE SLOT.

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