It’s Time for Some Casino Humor

th (23)Sometimes, I like to stop the serious gambling talk and laugh about gambling in a casino.

Here are some funny things I found. I hope you enjoy them, too. 

What are vampires playing poker for?  – High stakes.


What’s the difference between a pizza and a poker player?  – One can feed a family of three.


Definition: Lottery – A tax on people who are bad at math.lottery

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? – A rash of good luck


“If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven’t studied the games enough.”

“Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.” – W. C. Fields

And finally,

I’m in Vegas last week and a guy is standing in front of the Shoe and he appears to be pan handling. I wander by and he say’s to me “Sir, my wife has died, but I need money to bury her. Can you help me out?” I get a bit huffy and say back to him “Why should I give you money. You’re just going to take it and go gambling!” He looks at me and says ” You got it all wrong, I’ve got gambling money!”

That’s all for now.



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