“The 12 Days of Christmas” – Casino Style

Here’s one of my favorite posts. You all know the song, and all its parodies.  Personally, I still love Allan Sherman’s “The Twelve Days Of Christmas” Lyrics. So, I thought I would tell the story from the gambler’s perspective.  So, without further ado, here is NETimeGambling’s version of “The 12 Days of Christmas.”


On the 1st day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the 2nd day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

2 Free Buffets

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and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the 3rd day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

3 Comped Nights

2 Free Buffets

and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the 4th day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

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4 Deuces Dealt

3 Comped Nights, 2 Free Buffets

and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the fifth day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

5  Ve-gas Nights!Las Vegas Sign

4 Deuces Dealt, 3 Comped Nights, 2 Free Buffets

and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the 6th day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

6 Royal Flushesth

5  Ve-gas Nights!

4 Deuces Dealt, 3 Comped Nights, 2 Free Buffets

and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the seventh day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

7 Points a-making

6 Royal Flushes

5  Ve-gas Nights!

4 Deuces Dealt, 3 Comped Nights, 2 Free Buffets

and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the 8th day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

8 Busts by the Dealer10857-eisxpozzgc

7 Points a-making, 6 Royal Flushes

5  Ve-gas Nights!

4 Deuces Dealt, 3 Comped Nights, 2 Free Buffets

and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the 9th day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

Natural 9 in Ba-c’ratNatural 9 in Baccarat

8 Busts by the Dealer, 7 Points a-making, 6 Royal Flushes

5  Ve-gas Nights!

4 Deuces Dealt, 3 Comped Nights, 2 Free Buffets

and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the 10th day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

10X Odds in Crapsdowntown6

Natural 9 in Ba-c’rat, 8 Busts by the Dealer, 

7 Points a-making, 6 Royal Flushes

5  Ve-gas Nights!

4 Deuces Dealt, 3 Comped Nights, 2 Free Buffets

and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the 11th day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

11 Hosts Attendingdownload (6)

10X Odds in Craps, 

Natural 9 in Ba-c’rat, 8 Busts by the Dealer

7 Points a-making, 6 Royal Flushes

5  Ve-gas Nights!

4 Deuces Dealt, 3 Comped Nights, 2 Free Buffets

and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.


On the 12th day of Christmas, my Casino gave to me,

12 of 12 in Kenoth

11 Hosts Attending, 10X Odds in Craps, 

Natural 9 in Ba-c’rat, 8 Busts by the Dealer, 

7 Points a-making, 6 Royal Flushes

5  Ve-gas Nights!

4 Deuces Dealt, 3 Comped Nights, 2 Free Buffets

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and a Jackpot on my Fa-vo-rite Slot.

Hope you enjoyed.

Happy Holidays from NETG

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