Sometimes, I just watch people when visiting a casino. My mind wanders, and random thoughts come and go.
So here’s a few that came up after I saw the CT Sun win Sunday:
I think, after looking at all the people leaving the CT Sun game, I have an idea to help gamblers who deal with obesity – and there are a lot of us. Make a non-smoking, workout room that has slots & video poker with good paytables and payback % that are connected to a treadmill or stationary bike. Yes, I know – cool idea, huh?
How is it that motorized scooters don’t have a speed limit. They are meant for mobility, not for hostility!
Comedian Mitch Hedburg said it right – Escalators don’t break down, they just turn into stairs.
What musical keys are all these slot machines in? Do they all have the same use the same scale? Is there such an occupation as a “slot machine jingle writer?”
Instead of drinks, how about handing out free ice cream bars, or gummi bears?
Beverage server: “Beverages?”
Bin:”Yes, please. I’d like a black coffee and some gummies.”
Beverage server: “Sharks, snakes, or bears?”
Bin:”Sharks, please. Thank you…”
(That would be so cool)
When do I know when it’s time to go? When my mind wanders too much…..
That’s all for now.