Celebrities always have an interesting perspective on Gambling, especially comedians. At this time, we all need to laugh.  Consequently, here are 10 Celebrity Gambling Quotes With Bonus Video.

Mitch Hedberg Starts Off our 10 Celebrity Gambling Quotes

Celebrity Gambling Quotes
Mitch Hedberg

I always enjoy listening to the absurd yet funny musings of comedian Mitch Hedberg. Unfortunately, Mitch passed away in 2005, but his brand of humor lives on. Mitch told one of my favorite gambling quotes about blackjack:

“I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.”Classic Mitch Hedberg.

Here are 10 Celebrity Gambling Quotes about gambling.  Thanks to BrainyQuote.com  for the inspiration and much of the material.

  • Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. – Wilson Mizner
  • Casino gambling is colorful and dramatic, and theatrical.  – Steve Wynn
  • Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I’ve been winning fortunes, and I’ve been losing them. – Jerry Lewis


  • You know you have a gambling problem when it’s 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book, and you’re walking around going, ‘Hey, you get the lacrosse scores?’  – Artie Lange.
  • The only man who makes money following the races does it with a broom and shovel. – Elbert Hubbard
  • Rule: Never perform card tricks for the people you play poker with. – Anonymous


  • “Remember this: The house doesn’t beat the player. It allows him to beat himself.”  – Nicholas (Nick the Greek) Dandalos.
  • “A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride simultaneously.” — Author Unknown
  • “Gambling is not about wasting money. It is about wasting time.” — Norm Macdonald
  • “Last night, I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died.” – Steven Wright.

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