Celebrities always have an interesting perspective on Gambling, especially comedians. At this time, we all need to laugh. Consequently, here are 10 Celebrity Gambling Quotes and jokes.
Mitch Hedberg Starts It Off
I always enjoy listening to comedian Mitch Hedberg’s absurd yet funny musings. Unfortunately, Mitch passed away in 2005, but his brand of humor lives on. Mitch told one of my favorite gambling quotes about blackjack: “I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.” Classic Mitch Hedberg.
Here are 10 Celebrity Gambling Quotes. Thanks to BrainyQuote.com for the inspiration and much of the material.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. – Wilson Mizner
“IF YOU CAN’T SPOT THE SUCKER IN THE FIRST HALF HOUR AT THE TABLE, THEN YOU ARE THE SUCKER.” – MIKE MCDERMOTT (MATT DAMON) IN ROUNDERS
This was my first lesson about gambling: if you see somebody winning all the time, he isn’t gambling, he’s cheating. – Malcolm X
MORE Celebrity Gambling Quotes & Jokes
You know you have a gambling problem when it’s 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book, and you’re walking around going, ‘Hey, you get the lacrosse scores?’ – Artie Lange.
Rule: Never perform card tricks for the people you play poker with. – Anonymous
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. – Tommy Cooper
AND MORE Celebrity Gambling Quotes and Jokes
“Remember this: The house doesn’t beat the player. It allows him to beat himself.” – Nicholas (Nick the Greek) Dandalos.
“A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride simultaneously.” — Author Unknown
“Gambling is not about wasting money. It is about wasting time.” — Norm Macdonald
“Last night, I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died.” – Steven Wright.
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